Friday 16 January 2009

Santai: Student & Exam

It's not the fault of student if he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. (Days left 313).
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. (Days left 263).
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. (Days left 141).
4. 1 hour for daily playing - (good for health) means 15 days. (Days left 126).
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days. (Days left 96).
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. (Days left 81).
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. (Days left 46).
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. (Days left 6).
9. For sickness - at least 3 days. (Days left 3).
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. (1 day left).
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?! (Balance = 0)
'How can a student pass ?????'
Catatan:
Di emel oleh Lim, ee (seorang kenalan??)

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